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Troll Toll 

What one must pay to get into a boy's hole.

Troll: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you come and pay the troll toll, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in.

Troll: Troll toll!

Baby Boy: What'd you say?!

Troll: Troll toll!

Nightman: Hey, hey, hey!

All: Troll toll~~~~~~
Troll Toll by tmfkasueshm December 9, 2008
Words you can keep

Troll Toll 

The "toll" an ugly bitch must pay to get a guy to fuck her, usually in the form of a handle of alcohol.
Kevin - Man this bitch is so ugly, she better pay a troll toll before ima fuck her!
Geraldo - That troll gave me a handle of tequila last week!
Troll Toll by CoCo-Money$$ December 16, 2008

troll toll 

you have to pay to the vending machine troll to get snacks at the vending machine.
the troll being the people (usually minorities) hanging out out side of the vending machine.

guy-"crap the trolls are hear"

other guy-"does that mean we have to pay the troll toll?"
troll-"yaa"
troll toll by yourmans December 2, 2010

troll-toll

The cost of using a bridge or highway while getting to your destination. Payments are enforced by ugly pig like creatures.
During their family vacation and going thru various states the Griswalds paid troll-toll after troll-toll.
troll-toll by jpg3 November 3, 2013

Pay the Troll Toll 

“Paying the Troll toll” means to be taking a shit/poop without saying you are to make the conversation awkward.

“Pay the Troll Toll” is when a person needs to take a shit/poop but doesn’t want to make a conversation awkward when speaking with a friend or group of friends.

That coffee really expedited the troll toll payment this morning.
Bro I need to “pay the troll toll” before I can meet up at the bar.

I am unable to answer the phone right now as I am currently paying the troll toll and this troll requires my full attention.

troll's toll 

The requirement to get into the boy's hole.
The gang: Why are you so happy
Charlie: You have to pay the troll's toll to get in the boy's hole!
troll's toll by guyonabuffalo15 November 16, 2016

Toll Troll 

The person that works in the toll booths.
Since we don't have an electronic pass, we have to stop and pay the toll troll.
Toll Troll by Zaalka March 4, 2009
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Literally 1984 

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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