Tristan smith is a male who works with A dawg. Tristan smith has a very extroverted personality with some zing to it. Sometimes A dawg is concerned by what T tells her but hey, live learn. T likes to use the words “slay” “I’m dead af” and my personal favorite “stfu”. T has a fruity personality and is bubbly to be around. He bullies Josh often and likes to semi harass him. Josh is like a giant child to it and does not force it to stop. T really likes his job and is definitely not a McD’s boy now….
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"