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triple tap 

The action performed by a man befor ehe leaves his place of residence. One tap to verify his keys are in his pocket, the second to check for cell phone, and the third to ensure his wallet is in his back pocket. With these three essential items, a man is ready to overcome any situation.
John: Hey man let's go
Mike: One sec gotta triple tap, *tap* keys, *tap* phone, *tap* and wallet, aight let's go.
triple tap by mdcfalcon March 5, 2011
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Triple Tap 

The act of firing 3 rounds of a semiautomatic/automatic gun usually to the target's head or heart in very fast succession. This shooting technique is most effective when the target is still. Similar to the "double tap", the triple tap is used to inflict maximum destruction to the target before he/she has time to move or run. Typically used more often when one is in possession of a lower caliber weapon to ensure stopping power. For instance, a .50 desert eagle would not require this technique. (as a single bullet in the arm with a .50 would likely amputate the limb).
Boss: Well Anderson, how did the mission go?

Agent: Great Director, I busted in the place and seen that there was only one terrorist within sight... I wasn't really worried about ammo at that point so I triple tapped that sand nigger right between the eyes and he dropped like rock!! His brains were painted all over the wall boss, it was a hell of a sight!!

Boss: Great job Anderson, keep your performance up and you'll have a raise in no time!! Now go fetch me a coffee, BLACK!!
Triple Tap by Agent Killzalot July 26, 2009

triple tap cross 

A move peformed by sweaty fifa players to win fifa matches and piss off your opponents. Most commomly used in Fifa 15 due to its broken gameplay system.
Oh for god sakes this wanker scored a triple tap cross against me going to go get some strong disinfectent.

triple tap dat ass 

The action of tappin that thicc ass you be staring at in class and finally get to smash with
Eyy girl I see you got that ass on you. Lemme triple tap dat ass for you?

Triple Thumb Tap 

The term used to describe the old-school phones with a standard abc keys on a flip or slide up phone.

Opposite of qwerty phones.
Girl 1: Ow, that's the third nail I've broken texting!

Girl 2: why's that? Oh. You have a triple thumb tap phone. See, I have a qwerty phone.

Girl 1: where have I been??
Triple Thumb Tap by Sexy text July 6, 2009

tripletasking 

Dominating the strength to do 3-4 things at the same time in a dangerous time/zone/area. Those who triple task and not harm themselves are not to be messed with, they have the ability to dominate you.
“Hey Steve! John is tripletasking again! Driving with his knee, eating a sandwich, all while he’s texting his ex, but at least he still knows where he’s going.” To master tripletasking, you need to master yourself.
tripletasking by Eddieail March 30, 2021

tripletard 

Tripletard is one step beyond retarded.
Dude did you see that new miley cyrus video? ...Yeah, that sledge hammer was tripletard.
tripletard by Stickee Fingaz September 20, 2013
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