triple crown

snapper, crapper, then yapper. in that order

last night i performed the triple crown, it was kewl

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

triple crown

Drunk friend passes out after puking, pissing and shitting himself.

He's gonna feel like a real DB after he wakes up after the triple crown.

by czech February 23, 2005

triple crown

a bowel movement consisting of logs, chunks, and gravy

"I just pinched a triple crown, wana see it?"

by babbbbzzz December 04, 2009

triple crown

n. Taking three shots in a row with a short and comical, yet obscure toast before each.

Scout: Is the Foz doing a triple crown?
Shark: Yeah.
Foz: This shot goes out to Laura FUCKING Hodgkins!--Then proceeds to take a shot of vodka.

by Nate June 04, 2004

triple crown

A delicious shot of whiskey, a horse tranqulizer, a horse laxative, and a Viagra. Try one and wait for the shock.

Dustin took a triple crown at the bar last night and woke up to a few surprises!

by holyhorsecrap June 25, 2008

triple crown

A sex act related to the Shocker. One finger in a woman's anus, one finger in her vagina, and your tongue on her clit, all at the same time. Stimulates a woman's three most sensitive areas at the same time.

The first time I did the triple crown on my girlfriend, she came so hard it brought tears to her eyes!

by A Name No One Else Is Using August 27, 2006

triple crown

When three men touch their penis heads a.k.a. crowns together. Usually occurs after numerous beers. Not gay. Much like wenis buddy.

There hasn't been a triple crown winner in baseball for many years but me, Rich and Alex pulled off the triple crown last night at the bar.

by Uncle Dewey December 05, 2005