Pronounced: (Try•Care•A•Tops)

The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.

Have you seen SGT Snuffy’s wife?

She a big girl.
He’s got himself a damn Tricareatops!

Tricareatops by FML FML FML October 1, 2019

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Tritard

One who has achieved a level of stupidity three times higher then tardism

Jonny has ascended to the level of Tritard for being THAT stupid...

Tritard by The_Nemesis August 14, 2007

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Trijana

"Trijana" refers to the ideal girl. Incredibly beautiful and perfect in every imaginable way. Brightens up the lives of everyone she is around. She is believed to be the best thing in the world.

JB: Oof, now that's Trijana for you.

Trijana by phrasey August 17, 2019

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Triarrhea

A defecation so large and monumental that the seemingly numeric (di)arrhea becomes obsolete and must then raise the prefix a level further.

"Dude, those burgers last night...I had diarrhea all this morning!"

"You're lucky, man, i was in the bathroom all day; i had fuckin...triarrhea!"

Triarrhea by yesnomaybe January 9, 2009

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