The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.
"Trijana" refers to the ideal girl. Incredibly beautiful and perfect in every imaginable way. Brightens up the lives of everyone she is around. She is believed to be the best thing in the world.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.