tricklephobia 

A phobia gay (still in the closet) people made up so they would not look or sound gay when they sit to pee. Usually gay people try to blame straight people of doing it even if they don't do it so people will not think they are gay.

Dan: LOL, I didn't hear pee hit the toilet, did you sit to pee, do you have tricklephobia?
CLo: Ha, I went to poop dude, are you gay? usually gays try to blame us about doing that, weird?

tricklephobia by chumaster January 28, 2010

tricklephobia 

the fear of someone hearing you as you urinate. it turns out the sound of you peeing is actually a lot less noticeable outside the bathroom than you think.

Carlos's case of tricklephobia is so severe that he almost always sits and pees so nobody will hear him.

tricklephobia by dan21328 January 27, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016