The act of having sex on a stage, ladder, or another platform that is at least 4 feet off solid ground. You then, cum all over/in her eyes, making her un-able to see. At this point, you push her off, making her break her feet, or foot. She will then tweet to all her twitter followers about it for over a week or so.
Guy1: "Why is she wearing a cast? Didn't Mike bang her like, a week ago?"
Guy2: "Yeah, Jasper 'Tyler that trick.'"
Guy1: "Tyler'd that trick?"
Guy2: "yes, faggot."
"That trick" generally refers to some bullshit going on that must not be put up with any longer. In order to rid oneself of such annoyance, one needs to "stomp that trick."
Ted: I get the feeling my girlfriend is seeing other guys behind my back.
Friend: Fuck that, man! Stomp that trick!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.