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Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle 

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

treeball 

hairy ball that falls from a coconut or palm tree. white milky inside. hurts when it hits you. treeballs kill more people than sharks, but less people than boring speeches. people drink treeballs as a substitute to milk. they also use treeball shells as bowls, shovels or cups for football.
thanks to my treeball cup, my balls are okay.

my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.

treeballs are kept high in the tree.

wow, what big treeballs!
treeball by andrew104 June 5, 2012

shad your teeballs 

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.
Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."
shad your teeballs by charker September 8, 2005

Teeballs 

When a male sets their testicles on a baseball tee and someone hits them with a baseball bat.
"Me and Frank played Teeballs the other day, They are so bruised."
Teeballs by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026