trashdragon

person who is intoxicated, totally drunk and has terrible bad breath

OMG, he was hot but too drunk and had death breath! What a trashdragon.

trashdragon by raedancer December 9, 2008

trash dragon 

A hoarder. An individual that for whatever reason acummulates a devastatingly deadly amount of shit and will ferociously protect their shit treasures from intruders. They will compact their shit trash into a trash throne upon which to rule their kingdom of rodents, pests, and various feral animals.

Me-"Do you want this rat pissed covered dog turd?"
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."

trash dragon by oxoKIMCHEEoxo October 29, 2020