When a fucking retarded fortnite kid isn't allowed to buy 50000 v bucks so they play fortnite and take their anger out on you; Or when some 2 year old threatens you with a stupid ass insult(commonly by fortnite kids)
You:kills kid in game
Kid: FUCK YOU YOUR TRASH YOUR TRASH (ear rapes mic)
You:dude be quiet 2 year old go cry in your room little bitch.
Kid:OH MY GOSHHHHHH IM TELLING MY MOM
Karen(his mom):IM GONNA ARREST YOU!!!YOUR CURSING AND THREATENING TO KILL MY CHILD
You:(leaves game)
Kid and his fat mom:OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS
Kid:(continues playing trash ass overrated game)
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.