transfunctional

where a person/animal/object has the ability/properties to change all function(s) upon becoming damaged or malformed.

My Wrench is transfunctional, after I snapped it in half it became a razor

by Debbers Dictionary December 14, 2022

continuum transfunctioner

The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.

"We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
Who are you guys?
We're not guys.
We're hot chicks.
She's totally right.
The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
...and...
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power. "

by TraGuss September 5, 2006

continuum transfunctioner

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

Do you have, the continuum transfunctioner?

by cool_penguin_0 July 28, 2004

Continuim Transfunctioner

(this is the proper spelling)
1. A very mysterious & powerful device whose mystery is exceded only by its power
2. The missing object of attraction by many in a movie titled "Dude, Where's My Car?"

Have you seen the Continuim Transfunctioner!?

by Dave Buckland October 24, 2006

continuum transfunctioner

A strange other worldly device, that when possessed in the right time and place, can get you some really hot wild sex with some really fucking hot chicks.

Sweet, Whats mine say?

by Bill W April 2, 2004