Transfer Season

The time period in which to escape the friend zone (transfer out). The deadline is normally within one month after meeting someone. Transfer season reoccurs after every break up, when a new window of opportunity arises.

Jennifer met Andrew on the first of September during freshers week. It got to October the 3rd. Andrew was yet to make a move. Therefore he had missed the transfer season (he was stuck in the friend zone for the indefinite future). Jennifer started dating Harvey not long after, soon it was serious. A year later the relationship ended. Signifying the start of the next transfer season for Andrew.

Transfer Season by Mr K Flirt. March 9, 2015

Word of the Day on March 18, 2015

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White girl transfer season

Typically occurring from the actual PL league Fall transfer season till the end of university Freshers period.

This season sees men, (typically of an ethnic background) piping white girls on an increased basis.

White girl transfer season can also be used to describe girls who do not belong to the black ethnic group ( use sparingly).

Guy A: Fam I Afronation and carni were both dead this year, didn't even secure a single igbo girl.

Guy B: Rah that's peak, but its calm tho white girl transfer season is upon us.

Guy A: You're right, mums you'll see me bag a couple fiat 500's.

White girl transfer season by _kai August 29, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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