Transactional Clappage 

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

Transactional Clappage by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

Transactional Breadcrumbing 

When someone initiates the relationship with a ‘transaction’s by giving a bare minimum gift, but asks you to give something in return later.

The ‘breadcrumbs’ are inconsistent engagement with the developing relationship, while they are relying on you to commit to their task.

I don’t know why he keeps telling me he’s going to buy me a Burkin, and never does it? He paid for lunch on our date, and our plans keep falling through or something changes. I think he’s doing that transactional breadcrumbing.

Transactional Breadcrumbing by Mdsn0 July 23, 2024

Transactional Sex 

Any kind of non-intimate sex or sexual intercourse in which it is happening because one or both parties are being paid or are doing it because they are being bribed, blackmailed, or otherwise forced by an external factor such as losing a bet or doing a favor for someone else who asked you to have sex with that person and you're just taking it from him or her as a favor to that person not the man or woman you're having sex with. Something new started in 2024 coined by Liam Keel that is related to his rough-sex fantasy manifesto.

I'm getting laid from transactional sex because her father convinced her to do him & the family a favor and sleep with me and take it buck nude on the 15th floor for a little while and not gag or anything so my father loans her father the 2 million dollars for renovating his skyscraper penthouse in New York city...

Transactional Sex by Liams Bank July 3, 2025

Transaction Zone 

The 5 foot radius around a debit machine or bank machine - to allow privacty when using your P.I.N. number.

Stay out of the transaction zone while I get cash from the bank machine.

Transaction Zone by sarsfieldk March 20, 2011

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

transnational

when you're born in nationality that you don't belong to for instance; you're born in Pakistan but you identify an American

You know Ahmed? he's transnational, he calles himself Cleatus.

transnational by Pedroxin January 28, 2019

Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.

Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.

Texas Transaction by badmitionfury September 15, 2019