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trombonist

1.) Nicest people in the entirety of the band.
2.) Scariest people in the band due to the 7ft reach of their slide.
1.) "Dude look at that trombonist! She's so cool!" "Yeah! And she's so nice, too!"
2.) "I sit in front of the trombonists. You have no idea how many times they intentionally hit me in the head..."
trombonist by Tromboneslayer March 24, 2017

trumboning 

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.
Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..
trumboning by Dave December 5, 2002

Tramonicide 

Throwing at a receiver that is covered by Tramon Williams during a crucial point in a playoff game that results in an interception and the destruction of self confidence.
Matt Ryan just committed Tramonicide by throwing to Roddy White when he was covered by Tramon Williams, that's a pick 6.

Michael Vick better not look Jeremy Maclin's way, that's committing Tramonicide
Tramonicide by PackerFan40 January 16, 2011

tromboning 

to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone
a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.
tromboning by brewlio May 11, 2007

rusty trambone

a rusty trambone is when someone gives a guy a hand job while blowing in the guy's asshole
bob recieved a rusty trambone during sex

Trombonio 

One who administers a rusty trombone.
Manbonio: "Blow harder, Trombonio!"
Trombonio: "Slurp"
Trombonio by Tom MW June 11, 2006