“Before I met Brandon, I never felt the need for sex. I’d just spin the tracks and I was good to go.”
by metoprololgod November 24, 2021
The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022
Did you see all the whore tracks jim had on his neck?
Yeah his girlfriend is really into giving hickeys
Yeah his girlfriend is really into giving hickeys
by Niascd209 August 10, 2017
When a female is penetrated roughly by multiple very large dicks. Thus destroying her pussy and leaving her sore and exhausted yet satisfied. Similar to running train
We took turns making her cum but we all fell asleep after her 12th orgasm. We were really ripping up track last night.
by Mega_tron May 29, 2018
National Track star day is the official day for the best sport in the world Track and Field it takes place on November 6 of every year
by The Real Christian E. August 1, 2023
by DATL December 5, 2008
by Mynameisthedefinitoom May 15, 2022