toxoplasmosis

Flu-like cat shit disease

Guy: I heard you have toxoplasmosis
cat lady: yep
guy: back on the cat shit tootsie rolls again??
Cat lady: yep.

toxoplasmosis by Emily... she aint right February 6, 2014

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toxoplasmotic

referring to one who suffers an infection of the toxoplasmosis parasite commonly caught by humans from cats

Tigger is such a toxoplasmotic gimp
Yeah he should get rid of his cat and have his house fumigated thoroughly

toxoplasmotic by strum_aus August 5, 2010

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Toxoplasmalia • toxoplasmosis • toxoplasmotic

Toxoplasmosis

Parasite that causes people to love cats. Roughly 1/3 of the population is affected.

"Oh my God this cat is so cute! Fuck, I just love cats!"

Yup... she's definitely infected with toxoplasmosis.

Toxoplasmosis by Cheeweenie3 August 3, 2018

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Toxoplasmalia

Toxoplasmalia is a sexual act between mammals and animals (usually cats). Cunninlingus fanatics and their feline counterparts engage in a lot more than taco licking and going down cat daddy style gives a whole new meaning to 'introducing your cat to wet food diet'. Toxoplasmalia is practised by harnivores and feline lovers. Things can get out of hand, especially if the female is menstruating which can result in an unexpected hysterectomy. If practised correctly, one can achieve an apocalyptic tsunami.

Anyone considering a Toxoplasmalia with their feline friend, are highly recommended that they shave their pubic hair prior to commencement especially if your cat has been throwing up hairballs more than usual. If the cat ingests coarse pubic hair, it will cause damage to the stomach lining and cause obstruction in the digestive tract which can lead to death.

Toxoplasmalia by Nitpicking over pettycash May 14, 2018