towe

A teacher or other authority figure who is listening in on your conversation that you REALLY don't want there, so to warn your posse, you say: "Uh guys, towe!"

Person One- Omfg, did you hear that Veronica got knocked up?!?
Person Two- Oh shnap! Towe! Towe! TOWE!

Person One- And then I smoked soo muu-
Person Two- Soo there are lots of towes around today :coughs:

by Blake, Hannah, Emily, and Michelle May 12, 2006

Towe game

A simple game that played between 2 friends, on a sunny day the victim pulls his pants down and puts it on a metal slide until children come down the slide, simple to win u have to last the longest and have the biggest burn

Person 1: Why isn't Jason coming swimming
Person 2: didn't u here he played the towe game?

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

a towe

A person who name drops on famous people

"I know Big Name Celebrity"

"You're a towe!"

by m0nyagi February 23, 2009

IKEA tower

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

bavarian bell tower

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

Towerbridging

When one girl is being taken from behind by one dude and at the same time his buddy fucks here in the mouth and they highfive at the same time. This all results in an extraodinary resemblance of the London tower bridge. Therefore this girl is being towerbridged.

Wow dude thats a hot chick man
for real we got to towerbridge that ass man.
Yeah we gonna be towerbridging tonight!

by Lemmen September 29, 2010

Thomas Tower

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.

We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

by Tim's Thomas Tower May 7, 2020