touching toes

when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts

did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes

by kyffdog May 20, 2018

Touch the Toes

When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.

Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes

by Blaxican17 July 27, 2021

touch your toes

Expression used usually by a guy when he wants to doop the ass.

"Bend over to the front and touch your toes"

by Joyc June 1, 2005

Texas Toe-Touch

When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.

The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.

by akaRakxm July 7, 2023

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

Tequila Toe Touch

when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila

Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch

by Tay Tay 476 November 5, 2019

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025