When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.
Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!
by BoleBjorn April 25, 2006
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When a guy comes all over the face of his girlfriend while she's inebriated, when she wouldn't usually allow it.
Girl: "omg i have no freaking idea what's going on.. this grass is so soft..."
Guy: ejaculates on face
Girl: sputters and frantically wipes of face "omg I'm drowning!"
Guy: puts it away, zips up pants, runs in circles with arms outstretched like a plane yelling "touchdown!"
by Antigoddess73 October 22, 2008
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Expression often used by men when they reach an orgasm during sexual intercourse.
- "Oh yeah baby...."
-"mmmm... aaahhh... You fuck my pussy so good!!!"
-Oh my God oh my God!!! Ohh Yeah! TOUCHDOWN BABY!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!"
by ChristianTroy November 14, 2006
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a cocktail made of wodka, apricot brandy, orange, citron and passion fruit juice and grenadine. please skip the grenadine or you'll ruin one of the few cocktails that aren't sweet as a cat's ass.
by unsuspicious October 19, 2008
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