National touch ass day

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th

Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day

by Tfydugugfi April 11, 2019

ass touch

When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.

We love to play ass touch on the weekends.

by White Retard February 07, 2018

The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

by BLynch March 14, 2008

touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 02, 2017

national ass touch day

A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass

It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS

It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅

by Daddy69247 June 22, 2018

Don't touch me tall ass!

When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.

Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 15, 2019

Don't touch me tall ass!

Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill

Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.

by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 15, 2019