An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 23, 2023
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Total Ruxpin - a high level staff member of an organization, who spouts off nothing but precanned, corporate BS at all of the employee meetings and press events. A real braindead douche-bag just reciting crap, waiting to getting his ticket punched, so he can get his ass promoted again.
That new Superintendent of schools in Nevada sure is a Total Ruxpin!
by Thetommeister May 19, 2022
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Total Drama Island is a show with 5 original seasons and 5 alternative seasons. Total Drama Island was released in 2007. 16 years ago. 21-22 campers need to be faced in challenges until the final two. You either survive in the Voting Ceremony or you get eliminated. These original campers are: Owen, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Beth, Bridgette, Geoff, Ezekiel, Cody, Courtney, Duncan, DJ, Eva, Harold, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Leshawna, Noah, Trent, and Tyler. And the alternative campers are: Blaineley, Anne Maria, Alejandro, Dawn, Ennui, Mike, Staci, Topher, Sierra, Dave, Jo, Lightning, Zoey, Ella, Brick, Scott, Shawn, Max, and Cameron.
Diane: Hey April! Have you seen the first season of Total Drama Island?
April: Yes I did! It was really good!
by lapizlasuli April 18, 2023
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Totally TJ refers to a fat white boy with a YouTube channel with under 10 subscribers. Can be referred to a fat fuck or fat retard.
Fag 1: "bro the cut is gonna go insane"

Fag 2: "you're literally Totally JT the weight is gonna stay dumbass nigga"
by Jayden Truchaun October 16, 2023
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Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity
Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.
by HelpfulHannah April 2, 2021
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When you go to a bathroom second time after you took a poo before and you find out that your ass is shitty as if you had never wiped it before
After a taco bell, I always have a total rewipe
by BrooklynZ00 January 25, 2019
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If you're not careful and noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in. God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.
person A: why am i in a yellow maze
person B: uh idk but i think its a totally safe yellow maze
person C: bros in the backrooms
person A: wait what
by a guy that has no life August 3, 2023
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