torris 

Torris is a cute, nice, and can be mean when you make him mad. Even tho he might have anger issues he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet.

Wow torris how cute

Yea just don't make him mad

torris by Jones100 June 11, 2018

torris 

Torris is known for his good looks, sweet personally, and great work ethics. If you hurt his felling is he not afraid to tell you. He will call you out on your mistakes. But overall he is amazing if you know a Torris you are lucky

Is that Torris wow he is cute

And he has a great personality

torris by Jones100 June 11, 2018

tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists 

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

gawk of tourists by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

Mitchie Torres 

The name of the quirky protagonist from the 2008 Disney channel original movie "Camp Rock," as well as the name of my deceased dog.

Person one: Mitchie Torres is a freaking legend.
Person two: I hope you're referring to the dog.

Mitchie Torres by mitchietorrez August 7, 2017

Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.

Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you

Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008