torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.

I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.

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Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

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someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

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