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torina vampyre 

torina vampyre: n. One of three classes of nahualistic vampyres: energy, resources, soul. Torina vampyres feed primarily on the soul--most dangerous class--but additionally sometimes can secondarily feed on all three.

Extremely Dangerous: 1) they are humans in form; 2) they are narcissistic sociopaths or psychopaths who learned to wear a mask; 3) only their victims see them w/o the mask; 4) generally, they are ever rising in society to greater heights.

First, they groom a victim. Generally, this is someone with limited social connections and resources, has low self-esteem or is naïve, is loving and kind, emotional, a friend to all, even virtuous DELICIOUS!, easy to manipulate. Next, smear campaigns are deployed to drive wedges between the target and their social network. These smear campaigns may be pure torina in the sense that the torina vampyre is accusing the target either of what the vampyre has done or is getting ready to do--inoculating the vampyre preemptively from investigations. Then begins gaslighting and other actual feeding. For an understanding of feeding, see: narcissists, narcissistic sociopaths, smear campaigns, torina, flying monkeys.

torina vampyrism: v. An act or instance of vampyrism by a torina vampyre.

Also: torina vampire.
A: "A vampire?!? Jill works in Human Resources and I see her in church every Sunday! She is one of the nicest people I know!!"
B: "You are part of her base...which says a lot about you. She does not feed on her base. Woe to you if you ever are an outsider, though. You will see that she is a monster...a torina vampyre...but she will convince everyone with her lies, that *you* are the monster."

He knew what he needed to do: torina vampyrism would transmute his dark and unquenchable hunger into what the sheeple would perceive as..."justice." He would be their hero, doing the Lord's work, while feeding on a virtuous person.
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