Toothless hag Share definition Flag When you have a terrible case of swampass and your anus becomes fiercly irritated and red. "Dude, I went to the gym this morning and I didn't take a shower, and I could barely walk because I got the toothless hag." Toothless hag by Shaniquiwaa June 30, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Toothless hag mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch