Toophed 

Absolutely slamming tired, like whenever every class has hw and yo pillow hot and that next day, you’re toophed

“Bro I’m fucking toophed”

Toophed by BeeRhett19 September 1, 2021

four-toothed cousin-fucker 

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.

This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

four-toothed cousin-fucker by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

Horse Toothed Jackass 

Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.

Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack

Horse Toothed Jackass by lol*dongs October 3, 2008

silver toothed child

A bad as hell Kid who lacks any parental discipline. Will usually eat Takis or hot Cheetos with soda for breakfast, cuss non-stop, and just be bad as hell.

Wow did you hear about Briayan? He was a silver toothed child and is now in jail.

silver toothed child by Tf92 November 10, 2020

Tophed

To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.

"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

Tophed by one who has been tophed July 15, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003

saber-toothed seal 

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

saber-toothed seal by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015