1) Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion. 2) Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem. 3) The biggest bagadouche you have ever encountered including those with "little man syndrome"
by Insolent1969 March 28, 2012
One of three things:
a. Device used to apply mechanical work.
b. The Band.
c. Someone that is used for another's gain.
d. A penis.
e. Loot spelled backwards.
a. Device used to apply mechanical work.
b. The Band.
c. Someone that is used for another's gain.
d. A penis.
e. Loot spelled backwards.
by TheCaffeineJunky December 12, 2006
someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.
People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.
People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools.
People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools.
People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
by Anonymous April 11, 2003
1) Somebody who is inept, stupid, or useless (adj.)
2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
1. Person One: Some guy put something funny in my drink, and when I woke up this morning, my anus was all bloody and squishy!
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
by Maltese October 17, 2006
by formeldahyde August 9, 2009
An egotistic, self obsorbed, individual that feeds off of his friend's misery to make himself feel better. Basically a douche bag. (June 10 2009) 2:11 am
by Metro Josh June 11, 2009
someone who is so self obsorbed and cant come to the realization that they are completely in the wrong. This persons actions are so rediculous that you cant even believe the things they do.
in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.
in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.
by hockey5 June 7, 2010