took a shit 

When an engine, transmission, or other mechanical device snaps, sending all its parts out of an orifice.

I was drag racing when my transmission took a shit, the gears shot right through the pan.

took a shit by necro86 April 26, 2006

took a shit 

Went out of business permanently

I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.

took a shit by Q from 713 May 11, 2008

took a shit 

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.

"bro i just took a shit"

took a shit by liquified11 April 15, 2023

took a shit on me 

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

took a shit on me by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

Took a shit on Bob 

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

the fun machine took a shit and died by mat haggard August 24, 2008

Who took a shit in your vagina?! 

Used when someone is being extra shitty.

Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!

Who took a shit in your vagina?! by DaltonBlack383 September 23, 2011