Tonsil quidditch

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

Tonsil Hammer

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

tonsil train

when five or more guys cum on a girls face one after another

i watched the girl get a tonsil train on red tube

by njc9295 January 26, 2009

tonsil slurp

a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils

He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for a week

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

toxic tonsils

To have a filthy mouth. To shit talk.

Damn dawg, Obie can't come in this club.
Why not?
He's banned because of his toxic tonsils.

by Venlol November 25, 2009

tonsil boxing

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag

Man, one more round of tonsil-boxing out of Melissa, and my victory champagne will go all over her!

by Justin Redman January 30, 2004

tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013