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Tonsil tickler 

Shoving your penis far enough in the throat to tickle the tonsils. May tickle more if a pubic hair gets stuck in the throat as well.
Nate slept through the entire tonsil tickler I gave him last night!
Tonsil tickler by Flap master June 17, 2013

tonsil tickler 

a bloke that cant kiss and frequently rams his tongue down your throat to no effect.
Marks cant kiss he's a real tonsil tickler!
tonsil tickler by frenchie April 24, 2003

tonsil tickler 

A circumcised man doesn't have foreskin on his tonsil tickler.
tonsil tickler by deepspace10 July 2, 2020

Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler 

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis head touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of DNA on her tonsils. It is important that she not throw up despite her gag reflex, because then it would cease at being the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler and become the Italian Bistro. Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Mary asked me if I loved her, so I gave her the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler so that she would know my true feelings for her.

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
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Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler

As your giving it to your woman from behind, you reach around front and shove your finger deep into her throat, causing her to begin vomitting, thereby causing her muscles to contract and clamp down on your crank.
I was hitting it hard last night, but something was still missing. So I decided to give her a good ol' Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler!
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