Tomatonatersexual is When Wendy’s adds a large tomato for the pleasure of the customer. These customers believe that the Wendy’s slogan of “Quality is Our Recipe” goes for not only taste, but sexual pleasure. This may include removing and sucking the tomato while using the rest of the burger for various sexual purposes.
“I might be tomatonatersexual, I don’t know theres justsomething about the quality”
When a tomato is thrown out of a moving truck and returns to the truck it was thrown from after rebounding off of a person or vehicle and landing in the bed of the truck.
i threw a tomato at the car as we drove by and it bounced back into the truck, making it a tomatorang
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.