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A skinny white male with a large penis capable of birthing small litters of well endowed kittens.
Tom Tom by jizzmaster112233 February 10, 2009
noun: refering to ones vagina or bajingo
I was totally wasted last night and I woke up to a dwarf pounding my tom tom.
tom tom by samtheman138 October 31, 2008
Noun:
1. Someone who repeatedly states the obvious and is hard to have a good conversation with. <Much like a GPS>

2. Someone who tries gives you advice that is totally irrelevant or that you already know.
(At a Car Dealership)
Grandpa Bill: Well Roy, I know you are excited about buying a new car and getting on the road, but keep in mind that a man who has driven 25,000 miles has more experience than the man who has driven 10,000.
Roy: Uhh....yeah
Grandpa Bill: Your body is going through some major changes right now.
Roy: You are such a tom tom.
Grandpa Bill: See this side view mirror? It says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."
Roy: ...and so is the car manufacturer.
Tom Tom by XxBAMFxX June 5, 2009
tomorrow - useful for when you are emailing or texting to avoid having to write out the whole word
text: wot r u up 2 tom tom?, email: I'll see you 8pm tom tom at the Salon Bar.
tom tom by AngelaTomTom July 16, 2008
The ultimate fighter pilot. Known worldwide as the coolest, best looking manipulator of aircraft controls. Admired and feared by all.
Man, that guys's a fucking stud... he's such a Tom Tom.
Tom Tom by kycreeker May 4, 2010
Tom Tom is a famous Japanese YouTuber and streamer who produces videos for Minecraft, Fortnite and Roblox. She is also known for she's duo Seitom with Mirai (Shudo Mirai).

She used to use a turtle skin in Minecraft until 2022, but is now known for her pink bear character.
Me : Tom Tom videos are always great!
You : I agree! i watching Seitom / Tom's Video always!
Tom Tom by 5150zzz September 12, 2024