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tom mardy 

Ethan's daddy in bed
I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy
tom mardy by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

tom mardy 

the guy that could make anyway gay with a very big pp
wow is that tom mardy. he makes me feel things

tom mardy 

the only person I know that could make me question my sexuality with a big pp
wow I really want to kiss that girl
wait no I want tom mardy instead

tom mardy 

A guy you'd be lucky to get brutally bent over and fucked hard by.
I wish I was Ethan getting railed by tom mardy
tom mardy by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026