toldoff

the type of guy who's gonna steal all ur money and then proceed to shoot up everyone in the house

toldoff is making fun of people again plz help
them: nah u deserve it

by retardo123 January 17, 2021

told off

When someone gets angry or cross and shouts and punishes you.

Mum: How dare you!!! Get up to your room NOW!
Kid: *crying* yes Mum.
Mum: Go Mum, you told off him like a pro!

by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018

Up The Tordoff

Having anal sex with someone in the showers after rugby, the tordoff (the person taking it up the bum) usually has the smallest penis.

Oh no josh you didnt take it up the tordoff again did you?

by Ell Webster January 21, 2009