A game played between friends whilst engaged in a group session of cannabis smoking. The game begins somewhere around the last two to three centimetres of zoot, otherwise known as LB's or last blasts. The game starts when a self-appointed initiator announces to the group 'save us a toke on that'. The aim is to smoke the joint until it can be smoked no more, one toke at a time. The joint is passed to whomever asks for a blast, never repeating the same request. In an ironic twist, the winner is the person most willing to smoke the worst part of the spliff for longest.
Bill: save us a toke on that could ya?
Iain: there doesn't happen to be an extra bang on that is there?
Pete: don't bogard that zoot, let me have a blast Aaron: that looks delicious, sort me a quick suckle on that biff
Etc etc etc
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.