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toilet sweat

A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.
Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.
by LuckyCurtin January 1, 2015
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warm toilet seat

Quite possibly the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat. The thought of sitting and basking in the misery of someone else's rectal warmth is not only disturbing, but also detestable, repugnant, hideous, and completely repulsive. The most heinous, hardened criminal should not have to suffer a fate as bad as sitting on a warm toilet seat.

Those that enjoy warm toilet seats usually also enjoy drinking room temperature coffee, eating food off the floor despite the expiration of the 5-second rule, not washing their hands after using the bathroom (worsened only by the use of a warm toilet seat), discarding of damp baby diapers into a trash receptacle inside the house, using a reused plastic bag to pick-up dog feces with their hand, and other vile, wretched acts.

The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a warm public toilet seat. Should you find yourself forced to use a warm public toilet seat, you should promptly burn all of the flesh subjected to this unholy hell. May God have mercy on your soul.
Jeff: OMG! I just had to use the bathroom in the office. The toilet seat was......WARM!

Kari: Dear God! A warm toilet seat? Say it ain't so!

Jeff: It is so. I'm so ashamed, but there was no alternative.

Kari: I will pray for you. Meanwhile, here's some gasoline and a match. You know what you have to do.
by SmellyMullet June 16, 2014
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More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'
That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.
by LaughingAloud March 29, 2010
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more ass than a toilet seat

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"
Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!
by swimma101 June 11, 2006
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toilet seat

what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
I have to lift the fucking toilet seat myself
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
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Toilet Seat Syndrome

Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.
Many males suffer from TSS and sometimes have night tremors about it!
by Adam Howard August 17, 2005
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gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.
man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
by Adrian December 28, 2005
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