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beat my meat on the toilet seat 

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

toiletseat meat 

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.
Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"
toiletseat meat by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011