toed up
An incorrect derivation of the term "tore up". Now used to mean getting fucked up so bad that you have to lay down.
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Toe'd up
(adj.) (pronouced: toad-up) The act of consuming large amounts of alcohol, narcotics, hallucinogens, uppers, downers, all kinds of drugs to achieve an almost total loss of control of normal speech. Literally meaning "torn up." But, one would have to become so "fucked up" that the human tongue could not even begin to prounounce "torn up" in a recognizable fashion.
Wasted: "Brah, I jus drank that handle of vodka...yo I'm so toe'd up!"
Tipsy: "Dude, what did he say?"
Sober: "I think he said he's torn up."
Wasted: "Toe'd up! Motha fucka!!"
Tipsy: "Dude, what did he say?"
Sober: "I think he said he's torn up."
Wasted: "Toe'd up! Motha fucka!!"
Toe'd up by Donna Matrix August 21, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026