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The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.
I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.
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camel-toe-joe 

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe
1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe
camel-toe-joe by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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A Homosexual person, usually someone who acts doesnt cheat on girls or is like the ESK members. joto pronounced read in english
hataz homos
actin like joe-toes
its a nono
to fuck with us bro
we attac like a pack of lobos (assassin *ESK*)
JOE-TOE by My Brownie Records October 8, 2008
That guy looks like a real joe toe
Joe toe by Layla 666 October 17, 2018

Ur uncle joe a Toe 

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...
Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026