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toe's up 

To pass out from heavily drinking, it can also mean sleeping in general but usually refered to when passing out while drinking. (You're toe's are facing up when you pass out on your back is the origin)
Mario got so drunk that he was toe's up by midnight.
toe's up by Mike Ondrunko August 23, 2003

camel toe's toe 

When the camel toe is so large that it has its own camel toe. Usually occuring on very large, fat and veloptuous women.
"Hey I can see your camel toe's toe"
"What? Im not that fat!"
camel toe's toe by John Trian July 27, 2006

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day 

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

morton's toe 

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.
When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

Poor Man's Toe 

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.
Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."
Poor Man's Toe by atforpres November 26, 2010

sleeper's toe 

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.
Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !
sleeper's toe by meme.sters November 25, 2016