Toddler's Body

A person with little baby arms and little stumpy legs and a chubby barrel body. The person has a tendancy to toddle when they walk.

Whoa, scuzzy has got a little toddler's body!

Toddler's Body by robinski October 8, 2007

Toddler's reasoning 

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

Toddler's reasoning by Kollando May 8, 2018

Two Ton Toddler’s 

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

Two Ton Toddler’s by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

Toddler Style

Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.

1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.

2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.

Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.

Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.

Toddler Style by Toddler Style March 11, 2009

Toddler Stomp 

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.

"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"

Toddler Stomp by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019

Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

Toddler Steps by dilly42 September 20, 2016

Toddler slap 

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

Toddler slap by Toddler slap June 30, 2023