to hodge

to hodge is to be a gay chav who bosses people around and jizzes over ccf

by cls April 28, 2005

Hodging

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

Instead of criticising the racist comments that were made, he was hodging by attacking the accuracy of some peripheral facts.

by Hodging July 3, 2020

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

by jimmyweeds May 15, 2004

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

by Rolls December 6, 2004

your a good man hodge

by andy fike December 1, 2009

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

You can't bring anybody to my party ok. Ok. turns up with 15 friends. Jesus Christ you've done a Hodges

by Sex pest! July 27, 2011

Legend Funny and the most sexy man in WA

Wow hodges sure is legendary and funny and sexy

by Hod_gy August 29, 2008