the term way to hedley to moogy fo sho simply means way to drunk to fuck. this phrase was founded in kenora... seeeing how everyone in that little town is always " way to hedley to moogy fo sho". usually always said at a party, bar, or club and always yelled at the top of your lungs to either your friends or the drunk person next to you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.