to get cookies

Slang for masterbation

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies

by gettincookies January 31, 2011

Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

get cookies

The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.

"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"

by PyrorockingALEX November 15, 2007

Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019

get your cookies

To get off; to have an orgasm

You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?

by Getthatcookie November 7, 2015

Gets Her Cookies

When a woman has an orgasm.

Her previous boyfriend was a Minute Man, but now she gets her cookies almost every time.

by RDHanson June 25, 2010

getting them cookies

A predetermined act of sex while one is usually "turnt up" or "on one".

Dude-Hey bro, ima getting them cookies tonight.
Bro-No way dude, I've been tryin to get them cookies all year!

Dude-Yea, Jenny's super "turnt up" tonight!

by KayJayR December 5, 2013