Something we apparently don't have enough of so we must go to war!
By 2050 it will all be depleted. Or with George Bush it could be next year!
by awex January 6, 2004
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A versatile substance that is composed of thousands of compounds, including polynuclear aromatic hydrocarbons, or PAHs. Can be purchased with money or the murdered souls of +3000 American lives and/or 500,000 Iraqi children.
Dick Cheney pours oil on his breakfast cereal instead of milk.
by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003
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A liquid that made up 70% of the United States body and lust.
Oil fuels the US.
by secreperson July 23, 2021
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A very good looking man. Mostly used within male conversation to point out a good looking man, in a manly fashion (as if to point out competition). Often has a very good sense of fashion and more often than not is jacked/ripped. When describing an oil, one can be referred to as 'oily'.
I was crucifying my guns in the gym the other day, when this colossal oil walked in, just pulling birds with his stare.

Oi chief, oil at 12 o'clock. We may have trouble slamming these birds.
by The Shifty Trader April 30, 2010
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Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.
Can you say fucked beyond comprehensible belief?
by Jordan October 11, 2004
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what the us invades you for
3rd world country: i got oil

USA: *invasion*
by K and E BOI March 15, 2018
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A thing that the us hunts for and can be used for a lot of things for exaple removing some wierd sounds from a hinge or wheel rotating.
It can also be used to make the skin smooth and shiny.
There exsists multiple types of oil for exaple coconut oil or food oil.
Some countries mine for oil and get rich of it one country that got rich of it is United Arab Emirites in the middle east where oil is most common.
oil is going up in prices as it is NOT a renwable recource.
the usa is famous for trying to get more oil, it has gotten to the point where its a "meme" on tik tok that if you find oil you need to put a spicific sound that is a old song from the usa and have the caption (or simular to) "I found oil. how long will it take for the us to find me?".
You: i found oil
US(america): A10 warthog gun burst sound BOI GIMME THAT SHI- NOW!
by Triple_a.batteries March 3, 2023
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