kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL
by urmmommgey December 1, 2021
Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!
Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 8, 2005
younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Refers to the act of giving something back to someone who someone who's given something to you.
Mostly used in raving culture whereby if someone sorts you out with gum you must give them a cigarette or Rollie in return. It's all about looking after eachother.
Mostly used in raving culture whereby if someone sorts you out with gum you must give them a cigarette or Rollie in return. It's all about looking after eachother.
"You do me one I'll do you"
by Rave12345 December 4, 2016
Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-
'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.
'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.
Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'
by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022
A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
by skrt skrrrrrrt December 11, 2018
by sn3k4_34t3r July 2, 2018