Boy 1: I understand that guy coming out, but why does he have to be flamboyant about it. He creeps me out.
Girl 1: He's not really gay, trust me. He just splenda gay.
Boy 1: Oh.
Girl 1: He's not really gay, trust me. He just splenda gay.
Boy 1: Oh.
by TWAJW February 20, 2010
The guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with Splenda brand artificial sweetener.
by The Carl Jefferson April 2, 2013
a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income
girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"
girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."
girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"
girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."
girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"
by dirtybitchkatie May 15, 2007
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005
Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!
by Splenda G February 10, 2017
An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.
My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.
by Legendssd October 14, 2010
Looks like you got yourself a Splenda Daddy!
by Collegeguy79 September 15, 2010