splenda smack

when you hit your partner in the face with a mixture of sugar and ketchup during sex.

Dude, I got pissed so i totally splenda smacked her.

by mikey101 June 5, 2009

Splenda Momma

A Woman who strives to be a Sugar Momma but just don't have the funds to pull it off

He wants a Sugar Momma but he's stuck with his Splenda Momma

by Oldsoul420 October 3, 2015

splenda mama

a less rich version of the sugar mama

She's my splenda mama because she doesn't make enough money to be my sugar mama

by gingerkid January 13, 2007

splenda daddy

A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.

Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.

by word diva February 8, 2011

Splenda Water

The Best combination: Splenda sugar + Water

Also known as:
Iceberg Splenda: Splenda sugar + Ice cold water w/ ice
Hot sauna Splended H2O: Splenda sugar + Hot water (The most radical and dangerous drink

Created by Shane Dawson, however is quickly spreading around the Globe.
Caution: This drink will make you go CRAZY! Use this white powder carefully..

Oh man, I had some of that splenda water yesterday, its good as hell but I swear i was seeing shit!

by aidenS July 26, 2010

Splenda uncle

It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.

Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"

by leahylives4ever April 14, 2017

Splenda Tits

n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.

Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson

by floydfan91 August 3, 2011