by Moldycrow87 August 7, 2018
A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.
My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.
by realtalkallende September 23, 2015
Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.
by pqrstuv November 10, 2006
A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.
Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.
by G-A-K October 29, 2011
by Hippiee____ August 29, 2015
by A subphrenic Teletubby February 3, 2020
An older guy that tries to simp for really young women and doesn't have enough money to be a sugar daddy, so he tags all younger females in giveaways on social media.
Canadianjacs is almost 40 and tags all 18-20 year old females in giveaways. This dude is a splenda rhino.
by SimpHunter October 29, 2020