Splenda Momma

A Woman who strives to be a Sugar Momma but just don't have the funds to pull it off
He wants a Sugar Momma but he's stuck with his Splenda Momma
by Oldsoul420 October 03, 2015
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Splenda Momma

Like a sugar momma but one whose diabetic
I want a sugar momma but I'm type 2 diabetic, so I need a splenda momma who understands me
by Moldycrow87 August 07, 2018
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splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.
Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.
by pqrstuv November 10, 2006
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